Dear Becca,

That's crazy. So many babies. Tell Laura she can hire me as godmother if she wants. I'm the best.

I went to Paris last weekend. We only went for a day cause we had too much work to do. We took the bus on Sunday night. We left at 10:30 p.m and got there at 7:30 the next morning. You do the math. We basically rushed through all the sights: Arc de Triomphe, Louvre, Notre Dame, and Eiffel Tower, of course. We took the Eurostar train back which only takes 2 hours.

Here's the Louvre:

And here I am with the Eiffel Tower:

I went ice skating with my flat at Canary Wharf this week. It was pretty fun even though they only played Michael Jackson songs the whole time. Is it too much to ask for a little Christmas music? I only fell once so that's good.

My life has been particularly boring lately because people keep expecting me to turn in work. I just wrote a 3000 word paper. The topic was: What is geography? I still have no idea what it is. I just know I hate it a lot. Oh yeah, and the paper is worth 100% of my grade.

Also you need to send me more food. Or I guess you can just buy me a hot dog when I get home.

Postmarked: 2:02 p.m.