Sunday, September 20, 2009

Dear Amanda,

I would like you to know that your godson called 911 this morning. He found the phone on the couch and when I saw him playing with it I took it and put it back, but apparently it was too late because like 4 minutes later a police man came to the back door and was like, "Is everything alright here?" He said they had gotten a 911 call from our house. When he saw Niko he started laughing and he said, "Well at least you know it works." Thank god he was nice because I was totally mortified.

Postmarked 3:46 p.m.


  1. OMG that is so ridiculous. You people have just fallen apart without me.

  2. Haven't we proven that bad things happen when you leave?? Here's some more proof. Therefore you should come back home soon, before he lights the house on fire. KNOCK ON WOOD.